Disappearances has gone viral.
I haven’t (a) gone ungrammatical or (b) caught a cold. ‘Gone viral’ is what young people say when they mean people are talking all over the internet about things.
After yesterday’s EXCLUSIVE video of the unfortunate young woman on the train caught in the VERY MOMENT of her supernatural disappearance, the internet has been abuzz with the TRUTH.
But do we have any response from our politicians? No. I contacted the Department of Welfare. Nothing. My local MP. Nothing. David Cameron. Out-of-office reply.*
When will they listen?
I’ll tell you when they’ll listen.
WHEN WE MAKE THEM LISTEN BY SHOUTING SO LOUD THEY CAN’T HELP BUT LISTEN.
* Satirical remark: he’s in America.
Dear Mr Yatez
We have not replied to your messages because the Department of Welfare does not respond to people shouting down the phone and making wild accusations. Our Media & Communications Policy is on the website. If you would care to put your queries in a letter or an email, couched in polite terms, we would be very happy to deal with your enquiry.
Sarah Wattis
Senior Press Spokesman
Department of Welfare